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Genres : Series | Comedy

Release Date : Sep 22,2003

Language : English

Total Episodes : 262

Ratings: 6 / 10 from 141 users

"Two and a Half Men" is an American television sitcom that was originally about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper; his uptight brother, Alan; and Alan's growing son, Jake. After Alan divorces, he moves with his son to share Charlie's beach-front Malibu house and complicate Charlie's free-wheeling life.

Latest EpisodeSeason 12 Episode 14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun (Feb 12,2015)

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Episode 24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 28 Links 2012-05-14
Episode 23 - The Straw In My Donut Hole 28 Links 2012-05-07
Episode 22 - Why We Gave Up Women 26 Links 2012-04-30
Episode 21 - Mr. Hose Says Yes 28 Links 2012-04-16
Episode 20 - Grandma's Pie 27 Links 2012-04-09
Episode 19 - Palmdale, Ech 26 Links 2012-03-19
Episode 18 - The War Against Gingivitis 26 Links 2012-02-27
Episode 17 - Not In My Mouth 26 Links 2012-02-20
Episode 16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 31 Links 2012-02-13
Episode 15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 27 Links 2012-02-06
Episode 14 - A Possum on Chemo 31 Links 2012-01-16
Episode 13 - Slowly and in a Circular... 28 Links 2012-01-02
Episode 12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe! 28 Links 2011-12-12
Episode 11 - A Lovely Landing Strip 26 Links 2011-12-05
Episode 10 - Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 27 Links 2011-11-21
Episode 9 - Frodo's Headshots 29 Links 2011-11-14
Episode 8 - Thank You For The... 29 Links 2011-11-07
Episode 7 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 29 Links 2011-10-31
Episode 6 - The Squat and The Hover 28 Links 2011-10-24
Episode 5 - A Giant Cat Holding Churro 29 Links 2011-10-17
Episode 4 - Nine Magic Fingers 29 Links 2011-10-10
Episode 3 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food 29 Links 2011-10-03
Episode 2 - People Who Love Peepholes 29 Links 2011-09-26
Episode 1 - Nice to Meet You, Walden... 31 Links 2011-09-19
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Episode 22 - This is Not Gonna End Well 31 Links 2010-05-24
Episode 21 - Gumby with a Pokey 29 Links 2010-05-17
Episode 20 - I Called Him Magoo 27 Links 2010-05-10
Episode 19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting... 28 Links 2010-04-12
Episode 18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day 33 Links 2010-03-22
Episode 17 - I Found Your Moustache 27 Links 2010-03-08
Episode 16 - Tinkle Like a Princess 26 Links 2010-03-01
Episode 15 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche... 26 Links 2010-02-08
Episode 14 - Crude and Uncalled For (1) 28 Links 2010-02-01
Episode 13 - Yay, No Polyps! 28 Links 2010-01-18
Episode 12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 29 Links 2010-01-11
Episode 11 - Warning, It's Dirty 28 Links 2009-12-15
Episode 10 - That's Why They Call It... 28 Links 2009-12-07
Episode 9 - Captain Terry's Spray-On... 28 Links 2009-11-23
Episode 8 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 28 Links 2009-11-16
Episode 7 - Untainted by Filth 27 Links 2009-11-09
Episode 6 - Give Me Your Thumb 28 Links 2009-11-02
Episode 5 - For the Sake of the Child 29 Links 2009-10-19
Episode 4 - Laxative Tester, Horse... 27 Links 2009-10-12
Episode 3 - Mmm, Fish. Yum. 27 Links 2009-10-05
Episode 2 - Whipped Unto the Third... 16 Links 2009-09-28
Episode 1 - 818-jklpuzo 16 Links 2009-09-21
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Episode 24 - Can You Feel My Finger? 20 Links 2004-05-24
Episode 23 - Just Like Buffalo 19 Links 2004-05-17
Episode 22 - My Doctor has a Cow Puppet 30 Links 2004-05-10
Episode 21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing 35 Links 2004-05-03
Episode 20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside... 37 Links 2004-04-19
Episode 19 - I Remember the... 36 Links 2004-03-22
Episode 18 - An Old Flame With a New... 34 Links 2004-03-01
Episode 17 - Ate The Hamburgers,... 36 Links 2004-02-23
Episode 16 - That Was Saliva, Alan 32 Links 2004-02-16
Episode 15 - Round One to the Hot... 35 Links 2004-02-09
Episode 14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas 38 Links 2004-02-02
Episode 13 - Sara Like Puny Alan 31 Links 2004-01-13
Episode 12 - Camel Filters + Pheromones 30 Links 2004-01-05
Episode 11 - Alan Harper, Frontier... 30 Links 2003-12-15
Episode 10 - Merry Thanksgiving 32 Links 2003-11-24
Episode 9 - Phase One, Complete 30 Links 2003-11-17
Episode 8 - Twenty-Five Little... 30 Links 2003-11-10
Episode 7 - If They Do Go Either Way,... 29 Links 2003-11-03
Episode 6 - Did You Check With the... 29 Links 2003-10-27
Episode 5 - The Last Thing You Want... 30 Links 2003-10-20
Episode 4 - If I Can't Write My... 31 Links 2003-10-13
Episode 03 - Go East on Sunset Until... 36 Links 2003-10-06
Episode 02 - Big Flappy Bastards 40 Links 2003-09-29
Episode 01 - Pilot 31 Links 2003-09-22
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Series Parental Guide

nudity Very frequent and extremely crude sexual jokes, and they are cruder with every season. In season 10 the jokes were much, much more crude and much more graphic. In Australia, one episode was MA15+. Season 8 also has cruder sexual jokes than usual. Charlie sleeps with some stranger(s) in almost every episode. In a CSI type episode Charlie makes a joke saying, "How much trouble? Slap on the wrist trouble, or pack my things and tape my butt shut trouble." There is then a clip with Charlie in a jail cell with a very big man standing behind him. The man then says,"I like it when its gift wrapped." You then hear a tearing sound and Charlies face looks panicked, implying that the man ripped the tape off and is about to rape Charlie. In the same CSI episode the groom (his new stepdad) is lying on Charlie's bed, dead, with his pants down implying he was having sex. The wife (Charlie's mom) then walks in and says she did not have sex with him so everyone realizes the man was cheating. There is repeated conversation about how he has lipstick on his dipstick. CSI then walks in and says that they are going to look for evidence. They then scan the room for semen samples. As you might have guessed, since it is Charlie's room and he has sex in there almost every night, there is semen everywhere. The semen is not seen, but there are quite a few jokes about it. Charlie's long lost daughter, Jenny, is revealed to be a lesbian, she makes pretty graphic sexual references about women that she's had sex with Frequent talk about sex, masturbation, porn, and other sexually explicit topics. While some of the sex jokes are quite direct, the double entendres/innuendos will go over kids' heads. Season 1 to 6 have a lot of mild sexual references Season 7 to 12 have way more frequent and graphic sexual references then the others Some of the episodes in season 7 to 12 can be rated TV MA D because some of the sexual references are way too graphic for a TV 14 DL There is a season 7 episode and the plot of the ep is that Charlie can't give his girlfriend oargasms they're are very strong sexual references in this ep There is a season 7 episode where it is implied that a woman is reforming oral sex on Allan In season 9 there are two episodes where Alan receives oral sex Season 11 probably has the most graphic sexual references In order from most to least graphic season: Season 11,season 7,season 12,season 9 season 10 season 8 season 6 season 5 season 4 season 3 season 2 season 1 Season 1 to 4 5.4/10 suggested for 12+ Season 5 to 8 7.6/10 suggested for 14+ Season 9 to 12 7.8/10 suggested for 15+ 7/10
violence 4/10 In a dream sequence, Alan is shot multiple times on-screen Minor Slapstick voilence In a CSI type episode Charlie makes a joke saying, "How much trouble? Slap on the wrist trouble, or pack my things and tape my butthole shut trouble." There is then a clip with Charlie in a jail cell with a very big man standing behind him. The man then says,"I like it when its gift wrapped." You then hear a tearing sound and Charlies face looks panicked, implying that the man ripped the tape off and is about to rape Charlie. This seen does not last long and ends after the tearing sound is heard but is still quite graphic. Charlie and walden constantly slap alan
profanity Language includes hell, damn, freaking, whore, bastard, slut, bitch and its derivitaves, ass and its derivitaves and some minor name calling. On very rare occasions, an episode only has one single swear word. 5/10 Characters burp and fart, including females.
alcohol In the later episodes we see people smoking pot from bongs and eating hash brownies Charlie is an alcoholic. He is seen drinking in nearly every episode. Charlie also smokes cigars, but a lot milder than the drinking. In one episode Charlie gets high of Vicodin given to him by a doctor. In season 7 to 12 Jake is a stoner. References to Charlie's cocaine use Berta walden and jake are all stoners and they are seen intoxicated frequently from season 7 to 12 Alan eats pot brownies in season 6 Season 5 to 12 have way more drug references and drug use the any tv 14 show Charlie is an alcoholic. He is seen drinking in nearly every episode. Charlie also smokes cigars, but a lot milder than the drinking. In one episode Charlie gets high of Vicodin given to him by a doctor. In season 7 to 12 Jake is a stoner. References to Charlie's cocaine use Berta walden and jake are all stoners and they are seen intoxicated frequently from season 7 to 12 Alan eats pot brownies in season 6 Season 5 to 12 have way more drug references and drug use the any tv 14 show Season 1 to 4 6/10 due to the heavy drinking by Charlie  Season 5 to 8 7/10 due t Charlie's during and the drug references Season 9 to 12 8/10 due to drinking and drug use 7/10
frightening The rape scene is the only thing that might frighten young children or upset someone. Some of the characters go through very sad and emotional things Season 1 to 5 rated PG 13 for crude and sexual content including sexual references throughout,pervasive drinking,frequent smoking,and non stop drug references Season 6 to 12 rated R for non stop near constant strong and sometimes graphic sexual sexual references,mild language,pervasive drinking,drug use throughout including continuous drug references and smoking

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